Good Morning

   

Just a note to say hello, 
Before I start my day; 

Couldn't help but drop a line, 
To my friends here and away. 

I'm sending morning greetings, 
And hope your day is fine. 

I have to go now my friend, 
Have to act as if lots to do today; 

Just wanted to say good morning, 
And you Have a nice day !!

Have a wonderful day full of Cheers!

Nice Reply

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

! 7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Boy & Girl, Dumb Questions,Smart Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? 

NATIONAL ANTHEM OF INDIA

" Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka Jaya He

Bharat Bhagya Vidhata

Punjab Sindh Gujarat Maratha

Dravida Utkala Banga

Vindhya Himachal Yamuna Ganga

Ucchala Jaladhi Taranga

Tubh Shubha Name Jage

Tubh Shubha Ashisha Mange

Gahe Tubh Jaya Gata

Jan Gan Mangaldayak Jay He

Bharat Bhagya Vidhata

Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye He !

Jaye,Jaye,Jaye,Jaye He "

DEAR ALL,

CELEBRATING WITH YOU

THE SPIRIT OF A PROUD AND FREE  INDIA

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

Translation of The national anthem- Jana Gana Mana In English

                   Thou are the ruler of the minds of all people, dispenser of India's destiny.

The name rouses the hearts of Punjab, Sind, Gujarat and Maratha. Of the Dravid and Orissa and Bengal.

 It Echoes in the hills of Vindhyas and Himalayas, mingles in the music of Yamuna and Ganga and is chanted by the waves of the Indian Sea.

 They pray for your blessing and sing thy praise. The salvation of all people is thy hand, thou dispenser of India's destiny. Victory, Victory, Victory to thee.

 

The Jana Gana Mana was composed by Shri Rabindranath Tagore and first sung at the Calcutta session of the Indian National Congress on December 27th, 1911. It was adopted as the National Anthem of India on 24th January, 1950 by the Constituent Assembly. The first stanza( out of five stanzas) of the song forms the National Anthem.  

This is what u call dedication to one's work........

If opportunity doesn't knock at your door, you go knocking...

Value of Parents

There was one time a very young boy, who used to spend time playing by a tree.

 

One day he got bored and he said to the tree, "I'm bored, I've played with these toys too many times!"

 

The tree replied, "OK, you can climb up on me and play on my branches."

 

The boy got really happy with this suggestion and he had a lot of fun playing and sitting high up, on the branches of the tree.

 

When he started school, he spent more time away from the tree, but one day he came back to it, and the tree was overjoyed to see its young companion, and it encouraged him to climb on, but he refused.

 

"My clothes are going to get dirty if I climb up on you."
So the tree thought for a while, and said, "OK, bring a rope and tie it to me, and you can use my branches as a swing."

 

The boy liked that idea, so he did that too, and would come back every other day to sit for a while on that swing.

 

Whenever he used to get hot, the tree told him to rest in its shade.

 

As he got older, and moved on to college, times became harder on him and he ran short of food, so he went back to the tree which he had stopped visiting for a long time.

 

The tree recognised him immediately and welcomed him, but he was hungry and complained to the tree, "I don't have any food to eat, my stomach is cringing with hunger."

 

So the tree said, "Pull down my branches and take off the fruit, and fill yourself up."

 

The young guy didn't even hesitate, but jumped up and tore off one of the smaller branches and ate to his fill.

 

Over the weeks, he tore off all the branches and ate all the fruit.

 

After the fruits had all gone, he went away and didn't come back to the tree.

 

When he reached his middle ages, he came back to the tree and said to it, "I have been very successful in life.

 

I have earned a lot of money, I have a huge house and I have found a great wife.

 

Now I want to travel and see the world."

 

The tree was now very old, but to help its long time companion, it didn't wait, and said, "Bring a saw, cut off my trunk and make a boat. Then you will see the wonders of the world."

 

So again, without hesitation the man cut down the tree.

 

The same tree which he had played on, ate its fruit, laid in its shade; he cut it down and made a boat.

 

As soon as it was finished, he sailed away and wasn't seen by his people again.

 

One day, an old man, walked past the tree.

 

It hadnt recovered from the time he had cut it down. He went up to the tree, but didn't say anything.

 

He felt the tears coming down from his eyes.

 

This time the tree spoke in a faint voice, "I'm sorry. I don't have a trunk for you to climb, nor fruit for you to eat, nor branches of shade for you to lie in. All I have now are my deep roots."

 

The old man whispered, "That's fine. Tree roots are the best place to lie down, snuggle up and sleep after a long life."

 

The tree symbolizes our parents, and the boy symbolizes us.

 

The moral of the story is that we make use of our parents like tissue, and use them all up, and don't even give thanks, but they stay with us till the very end.

Anil

Killing My Mother

Ormakoottu

Indra guys... orupidi ormakalumayi nagal entha othukoodunnu.. ormakoottumayi...

Indraprastham..This is not a mere House Name or house of a Group of Scientist. It is something beyond scientific….Come here and Enjoy the difference. U can see the real Unity in Diversity.In one room one cupboard, The Bhagavad-Gita, the Bible and the Kuran are resting along with Valsyanan’s Kamasutra

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